jobizzie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Simple Line 8]

Hilarious

I don't know why but I found the funniest part the elephant singing!

[Madness Consternation]

Great!

I think krinkels has gone mad, but the guy with the massive shotgun was scaryfying! I only realised the second time I watched it, that those guys who were pinned to the wall with sharp objects must have been shot by him! The part where he ripped the heart out was gross as you could see the guy's ribs! I liked how you added new weapons, like the famas.
keep 'em coming!

[Madness 3D Pilot]

AARGH!

Too much innapropriate camera movement! For three dimensions it deserves less than 3. vote 2.

[Bunnykill 3 Vol.2]

Awesome

Well marioinspace this flash is better than all your lifeswork put together so quit complaining emo!

I'm astounded by how great this film is, if you ask me, better than madness! The graphics were awesome and so was the animation, it's amazing how much attention to detail there is in this!

5/5!!!

[Robot Frogs EP3]

better but still bad

The plot was pointless, and to be honest I would rather watch exploding gifs than two fat bald things fall down through a massive crack. by the way: to 'athing' what are you talking about? I've seen better animations in mens' public toilets.

[LL - Lock Legion Shorts 2]

Nice movie but where is this gonna end?

The movie was great but now there are so many clock groups that i'm still trying to get my head round it (like the clock crew, the glock crew and the lock legion). what's gonna be next? the cock crew? :)

MasterLock responds:

Meh, the LL's been here for almost 4 years, soooooooo yeah. We were second. :c

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 2]

Awesome

Veery cool, great 3D graphics and awesome animation, the characters were drawn badly but that doesn't even matter. Funniest part: 'their brains are gone.' lol! loved the microsoft sam voice but thing that sort of bugged me that joe zombie wasn't so much of a zombie as he is like a mentally deranged serial killer.(i spose it didn't matter cos it makes it more original as a zombie movie.

[Brace Yourself]

AAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH

The bit with the geek kid's tooth hanging by one thread was funny but from there it just turned horrible! Who in their right mind would make such a movie like this! Just kidding, I loved the animation and music, (which i used recently in one of my movies) but i think you overdid it with the horror as it didn't really make me laugh.

[Madness Combat]

No gore.

It was good but the zombies were a bit crap compared to what they look like in the fourth one. And why was there no gore? If you were shot with an automatic rifle I think there just might be a bit of blood don't you?

[Retarded Cat]

hmmmmm

Ever heard of KNOX? That was STRANGELY similar to one his claymations. hmmmmmm?

Homeless responds:

What claymation? He doesn't have ANY with a retarded cat.